Tuesday, December 29, 2020

A demon can have multiple girlfriends, y'know ;-) (In Nomine)

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Rebecca W. Baum

Against all odds, Rebecca has found true happiness in the service of a demon.  An intense painslut, she’s spent her adult life chewing through the BDSM community looking for a sadist to match, finding only disappointment until she met Mama Peche.  The habbalah had no problem taking Rebecca where she wanted to go, and the sheer refreshing surprise of that swept Rebecca off her feet.  The last year has been heaven.  Bruised, bloody heaven.


For her part, Mama Peche has a grand old time wrapping Rebecca around her finger.  She nurtured a growing obsession in the fertile soil of a lifelong hunger finally being met.  Nothing the demon did challenged or changed Rebecca’s feelings for her husband Darryl; it was too clearly true love and messing with it would risk losing such a fun toy!


Recently, however, Mama Peche seems to have lost interest.  She doesn’t try as hard to think of new ways to push Rebecca’s edges as she used to; their scenes aren’t as creative as they once were.  Don’t think for one second that Rebecca hasn’t noticed what changed.  That slut Pamela is getting all of Mama Peche’s attention!


This jealousy has grown within Rebecca completely under the Gluttony demon’s nose, distracted as she’s been.  It’s bubbling within the mortal, threatening to explode unpredictably at any moment.  Mama Peche is hers, goddammit, and ain’t no hussy gonna horn in on the action!


Rebecca’s husband knows about her relationship with Mama Peche.  Existing somewhere in the space between polyamory and swinging, he is simply over the moon that his wife has found someone to help her feel good in a way that he cannot.  He may be Dominant as all get out, but humiliation play just doesn’t scratch the same itch as pain play.  Darryl has tried to find some amount of juice in painplay of every stripe, repeatedly.  It’s just not his thing.


Corporeal 2  //  Strength 5  Agility 3  //  15 Body Hits
Ethereal 2  //  Intelligence 3  Precision 5  //  6 Mind Hits
Celestial 1  //  Will 1  Perception 3  //  1 Soul Hits

Status:  4
Charisma:  1
Toughness:  1

Skills:  Area Knowledge (Atlanta/3), Computer Operation/1, Driving/1, Emote/1, Fast-Talk/2, Knowledge (Television Production/3, Gaming/1), Lying/2, Savoir-Faire/2, Swimming/1


Friday, December 25, 2020

Christmas, part 4: Pixee Gost, newest member of The Workshop of the Manger Beneath the Tree of Knowledge, LLC (Mage: the Ascension 20th anniversary edition)

And now, the final member of my Christmas cabal!  Despite everything, I am beyond happy for 2020, because it saw the start of my RPG career, and my patrons Keeper, Jaina Bee, Ferny, Casey, Dave, and Darius have been such a large part of that.  They have done some strange alchemy to transform this wreck of a year into something which will live forever glorious in my memory.  If you would like to learn this powerful transmutation, become my patron and you will have this magick, too!

The flotsam and the jetsam of culture, discarded and disjoint scraps of knowledge, wash ashore in the pitiful libraries of homeless shelters.  In this Technocracy-shaped world, that means occult grimoires with half the pages torn out for toilet paper and classical texts that provided joint wraps for generations of the poor.  It also meant Noelle Nicholas's family.

Ze grew up reading these scattered bits of half-knowledge to pass the time in food-bank lines and the Social Services building.  There's a lot of free time spent waiting when you're poor, so ze read and re-read and read it again and thought about what it said and developed at least six theories for each little bit ze read, over and over and over again.

Natalee Joshua was a social worker, and a Hermetic wizard of House Shaea.  She was Noelle's case worker, in fact.  To this day, neither she nor Noelle know how much House Fortunae's spells had to do with that coincidence.  It was during an office visit that Noelle noticed a book or two strategically placed among the ones on Natalee's desk and began to ask questions.  The social worker mage was quite gobsmacked as the questions, each in turn, revealed an understanding of all the tests traditional for the judgment of a prospective neophyte.

It took a mite bit of effort for Natalee to arrange for enough one-on-one visits with the homeless child to begin zir training, but the Hermetic was more than up to the task.  Noelle definitely noticed the extra attention ~ it doesn't take much to qualify as "extra" in an overworked services bureaucracy ~ and ze obviously suspected that it was due to the questions ze'd asked that day.  But despite the vast increase in time spent, Natalee studiously avoided saying anything about the subject, letting Noelle stew in zir own curiosity.  When zir attempts to broach the subject simply refused to stop bubbling forth from zir simmering mind, Natalee knew the child was a prime recruit for the order.

Upon Noelle's twelfth birthday, Natalee approached zir about joining what she claimed was a new educational program being run by social services.  Noelle accepted, of course.  That year was hell, as Natalee retreated into a harshness Noelle's young brain had never predicted possible.  It was only the emotional support of zir mother and the sheer fascinating nature of the things the social worker was teaching zir ~ multiple strange languages, complex mathematics, the semiotics of the stars ~ that allowed Noelle to endure that last year before teenagerhood overtook zir.

Well, it's not really true that ze was overtaken by the intoxicating rush of the teenage years.  The cocky awkwardness came to zit as it comes to us all, but for Noelle its force was abated some by the shift in Natalee's demands.  Alongside the strange scholastic subjects she taught the young genderqueer, she began to assign zir missions.  Noelle was tasked with carrying things from one place to another, or stealing seemingly innocuous objects, or completing even stranger tasks.  Whenever Noelle would challenge Natalee, throwing the similarity of her assignments to those given by street gangs to some of zir rapidly retreating friends, Natalee simply curled a smile into one corner of her mouth and pulled zir into a debate of details.

Adults began to approach Noelle, always claiming to be one of Natalee's friends; that certainly didn't make her seem any less gangboss-like.  They spoke to zir as something of a peer, a hopelessly uneducated peer but a peer nonetheless.  Only one had anything interesting to say, really.  Hodge-Podge's teasing pop-culture wisdom and nonsensical Lewis Carroll-like logic spurred new ideas in Noelle's mind, and ze relished their time together.

When Natalee said it was time for Noelle to take zir third degree and become a Practicus in the Order, Noelle told her that ze wouldn't be joining House Shaea.  House Xaos was to be zir home, and Hodge-Podge zir new pater.

The Practicus initiation saw Noelle take a Word, as it sees every Hermetic mage do.  Noelle's was "Anywhere".  The Divine that ze was to become was to be one that could be found, and could go, anywhere.  Hodge-Podge was a lot more supportive of Noelle's burglary than Natalee'd ever been, and in fact used it as a pedagogical tool, constructing eir lessons in magia and Hermetic culture with kleptic metaphors and couching them in criminal situations.  Pixee Gost (Noelle's Craft Name) moved with blinding speed through the Practicus, Initiate, and Initiate Exemptus degrees.  

A year ago, Pixee Gost appeared at Rodolfo and Placida's door, announcing that ze was there to pick the good Doctor's brain about the ars materiae.  After quite some time, the Afro-Caribbean realized the genderqueer meant ze wanted to learn about noetic and chemical engineering from him.  By then, Placida already had zir seated before a sizeable meal and was busying herself with whipping up a dessert, so with a sigh, Rodolfo agreed.  Pieter did not expect to approve of Pixee Gost's presence, but a conversation into the wee hours of the morning convinced him that the 17-year-old could bring new utility to the triad's Venture.

After all, the occasional inexplicable surprise present only fueled greater ecstasy in the tearing of wrapping paper.

For most of the year since, Pixee Gost has spent zir time studying and translating Rodolfo's insights into zir own understanding of magick while performing the odd task here and there where the cabal needed.  Ze has been teaching zir Etherite mentor back, as well, introducing him to Discordian philosophies.  And planning, because when Yule rules around, the Workshop of the Manger Beneath the Tree of Knowledge, LLC, will need an expert in the ars conligationis to get its toys to as many people as it can.

Until then, in and around these plans, Pixee Gost has brought something to the cabal it greatly needed: a broad and diverse set of goals.  Ze was fascinated, for example, to learn that Placida's mother bore the last name "Golo", and shocked that the name meant nothing to her Etherite husband.  A quick explanation opened up the idea that, with some effort and possibly a sharpening of the Will, Placida might be able to draw on that lineage to talk with the ghost of the Hermetic who had stood at the veriest beginnings of the Society of Ether.  Everyone has questions, from Pixee Gost's membership in a House so connected to the House which caught Golo's followers when he defected, to Pieter's intrigue at the idea of the third section of the Kitab al-Alacir, the lost section on politics.

It was also Pixee who raised the possibility of reaching out to the Kithain for a possible alliance, expanding the core of Pieter's Venture by drawing upon the workmanship of boggan or sidhe artisans.  Rodolfo is starting to get jazzed by the idea, the union of engineering and the noetic sciences, the possible epitome of all his theories.

Pixee Gost bani Xaos, homeless burglar
Adeptus of Correspondence & Forces
True Name:  Pixee Noelle Nicholas Gost bani Xaos, the Thief of Chains, Unseen of the Unblinking Eye, and Tattered-Page Prodigy, In Caligne Abditus, Subra Garivla Jlizz Tiggi Aio  /  Word:  Anywhere  /  Avatar: A homeless Tinkerbell
Mater/Pater:  Natalee Joshua bani Shaea, Hodge-Podge bani Xaos, and now Dr. Rodolfo René  /  Tradition:  Order of Hermes  /  Faction: House Xaos
Essence: Dynamic / Arete ❇❇ / Nature/Demeanor:  Hacker/Loner
Paradigm: Turning the keys to reality
Who cares how they got here?  The world is full of wondrous little keys, tricks that once performed can unlock its treasures.  Rocks, plants, designs, calculations – such things become tools for the Awakened who know the universal cheat code.  Savvy initiates into these sacred Mysteries may employ these shortcuts to steal what they need (or just want), laughing in easy freedom.  A mage is someone with a ring of keys that can unlock wonders the Masses will never comprehend.  Paradox arises from trying to force the locks and breaking off that particular key in your hand, and Ascension is a matter of comprehending on a soul-deep level that you are the ultimate key, and that all other keys are shadows of the power within yourself.   Conversations with zir cabalmates have begun to build the idea that Desire and Wonder are one and the same force, the Hidden Divine Variable that is leveraged by these keys, an obedient and impersonal God with whom the mage communes.
Practices: Gutter magick, high ritual magick
Rich wizards will tell you that the keys to reality are gold-plated, rare treasures to force the world to kneel before you.  They're elitist assholes, and also wrong.  The keys are subtler than that, patterns of color and symbolism and the cracks between times and places.  A Burger King paper crown is as powerful as the begemmed crown of England if you just know the trick.  Everything has significance but the price tag attached to the tools: the alignment of planets, the tone of words, the calculations necessary to discover the correct number of times to repeat certain phrases, the formalities of address, and the measure or angle of materials aligned just so for maximum effect.  This precision has a dual purpose: in one regard, the relationship of those many elements is crucial for success.  In the other regard, the precision tests and challenges the magician, forcing zir to overcome zir flaws and become the true instrument of Will whom such intricacies demand.  With this precision, odds and ends with symbolic connotations are all you need: coins, cards, toys, scraps, bottles, cans, nails, junk, graffiti, and things crafted out of the cast-offs of consumer society.  Dead TVs, old magazines, cardboard boxes, gnawed chicken bones, sacrificed rats and alley cats, old clothes repurposed and restyled with feral urban flair… such instruments direct the Will of the truly destitute just as easily as the 1%'s expensive tools.  What you do need to achieve excellence, however, is perfection.  To work one’s Will, one must have the discipline to discover and master the keys, and to turn them with utmost confidence.  The truth is plain: you must be strong, courageous, disciplined, and wise to unlock Creation’s power, and living on the street only hones those qualities to the sharpest edge.   You cannot be weak or sloppy or stupid, if you wish to live or work your Will upon Creation.  Magick demands only knowledge, preparation, and discipline.  In practical terms, High Ritual Magick is slow and precise. The wizard might call upon the results of his prior work in the heat of the moment, but those results – enchanted wands, crafted staves, precious amulets, mystic scrolls, imprisoned demons, angelic favors, priceless statues, carved jade pendants, Otherworldly gates, fine robes, imposing tomes – must be prepared well in advance.  Despite all those trappings, an accomplished Ritual Magus understands that it is his Will that commands those elements.    
Instruments: Circles and designs, crossroads and crossing-days, movement, numbers & numerology, offerings & sacrifices, symbols, writings & inscriptions
Pixee Gost has graffitied any number of doors on any number of walls, all festooned with geometric shapes containing scrawled Enochian invoking the archangel Raziel and the various sephiroth.  These are the genes of the mystical tricks that allow zir to gain access Anywhere.  Sometimes, however, the barriers to entry are more energetic in form, requiring pentacles of Mars invoking Gabriel or Michael, within which alleyway animal blood or soup-kitchen food is spilled; thus is electrical current and light disrupted and modified.  Enclosing sigils, ritual areas, and other regions in circles, Pixee Gost secures that space within spheres of their intentions.  Other geometric shapes – triangles, squares, hexagrams, pentacles, and so forth – seal different sorts of keys to reality.  Those who live on the streets understand better than those who live in houses that intersections are powerful.  Areas and times in which one element or energy crosses over another one, or even several ~ midnight, dawn, New Year's Eve, the solstices and equinoxes ~ herald passages and transitions; they are weak spots in the world through which Pixee Gost can slip to get Anywhere.  Clearly, such transitions are magickal – liminal spaces where options and choices multiply.  Movement unites the body, mind, and life force into a flowing whole that breaks physical stasis and opens channels of vital energies.  The postures and moves of parkour program muscle memory into efficient action while challenging the mind to pursue focus or meditation.  Gestures – arm waves, hand signs, mudras, genuflections, and so forth – direct manual dexterity into symbolic displays.  Numbers hold power; many of the tricks of the world rely on them.  Often, all you need is a single number ~ nine, for example ~ to seal your mystical intentions.  On a related note, the occult practice of numerology draws connections between specific numbers and the deeper levels of Creation, acting as a tool for understanding the ties between one place and another.  And so, beyond the baroque patterns of number theory, simple numbers or numerical correspondences (Bible verses, racing horses, sports-team player numbers, etc.) can be remarkably potent tools when they get assigned to something you’re trying to accomplish.  Often, the most powerful tricks involve giving up something else in order to obtain your goal.  The wrenching when a person offers up something precious ~ property, behavior, living things, even her own life ~ can push through the fragile resistance of the world to work their Will.


Strength ❇❇  /  Charisma   /  Intelligence ❇❇
Dexterity ❇❇❇  /  Manipulation ❇❇  /  Perception ❇❇❇
Stamina ❇❇  /  Appearance   /  Wits ❇❇❇
Willpower ❇❇❇❇❇

Alertness    /  Crafts   /  Academics 
Art    /  Drive   /  Computer 
Athletics ❇ Parkour  /  Etiquette   /  Cosmology 
Awareness    /  Firearms ❇ Handguns  /  Enigmas ❇❇
Brawl   /  Martial Arts   /  Esoterica ❇❇ Ceremonial Magic
Empathy    /  Meditation   /  Investigation ❇
Expression    /  Melee  /  Law
Intimidation   /  Research    /  Medicine 
Leadership   /  Stealth ❇❇❇❇  /  Occult 
Streetwise ❇❇  /  Urban Survival ❇  /  Politics
Subterfuge   /  Technology ❇   /  Science 
Blatancy    /  High Ritual    /  Intuition 
Scrounging ❇  /  Climbing ❇❇  /  Elusion ❇❇
Escapology ❇❇  /  Fast-Talk ❇❇  /  Misdirection ❇
Security ❇❇

Quintessence ▢▢▢ / ▢▢▢Paradox
Ars Conligationis (Correspondence) ❇❇
The ars conligationis is the power to pierce space, key to the Divinity of Pixee Gost's Word.  Contagion and sympathy are ruled by the ars conligationis, which is itself ruled by sheer outright daring.  It is a the art of overcoming obstacles and transcending difficulty through enlightened understanding.  
Ars Virium (Forces) ❇❇❇
The ars virium illuminates the darkness, driving out ignorance and fear.  This is the weapon by which the hoarders are punished, the sword against the many barriers that seal away needed or wanted things, the rod which rules the everwatching cameras.  

Arcane ❇❇
Avatar ❇
Contacts ❇❇❇ street punks
Mentor ❇

Addiction to Alcohol (1 pt. Flaw)
Blacklisted: Misdemeanor Criminal Record (2 pt. Flaw)
Curiosity (2 pt. Flaw)
Impatient (1 pt. Flaw)
Overconfident (1 pt. Flaw)





Thursday, December 24, 2020

Christmas, part 3: Placida Giovanni, supportive member of the Workshop of the Manger Beneath the Tree of Knowledge, LLC (Mage: the Ascension)

Everyone needs to eat, and this here mage is how these Christmas-like mages do so!  Much like food keeps a body going and healthy, patronage keeps this blog (and my streaming efforts) hale and hearty.  Keeper, Jaina Bee, Ferny, Casey, Dave, and Darius keep this effort alive, and have my deepest gratitude.  Please consider pitching in if you can (one dollar every month goes a LONG way to help, trust me!)  Become my patron and enjoy benefits from access to my private Discord server to seeing all my posts a week early to helping determine what I work on and more!


OK, let's start with the obvious here.  Yes, Placida's family is that Giovanni.  Obviously, she isn't a vampire, but many of her relatives are, and that's what led her to study the spheres of Entropy and Spirit.  And thankfully, unlike too many of her relatives, she isn't Giovanni on both sides; her mother was a Golo. 


Like so many people from the Old Country, Placida's a Catholic.  A good one, too, observant and all.  Her religion was something she could cling to among the strangeness of her family.  And when they weren't being strange, they were being horrible.  Through it all, Placida prayed, and sang, and cooked while avoiding the company of others as much as possible.  An innocent in a family of corruptors, she took to the role assigned her gender by the very conservative family with a relish, becoming known as the best housekeeper in town.  After all, every sinner is in need of God's love, and every woman with a stove is His agent.

Don't get me wrong: Placida had some idea of the rot at the core of her family tree.  Every Giovanni does.  Her innocence and introspection didn't insulate her from knowing where the bodies were buried, who was digging them up, and why.  She spent many hours on her knees every night, praying for the souls of the people who raised her, the people she loved.  Her family saw the bruises on those knees, and were mollified that she was being treated just like any other member of the family.  This, perhaps, was God's first blessing to the pale, ethereal girl, ironic as it was.

One day, a group of three Americani came knocking at her door in the countryside outside of Venice.  They asked where her great-uncle Niccolo (who was said to be 80 years old, but seemed younger than Placida herself) lived, but she remembered well the way her family worked and refused to tell them.  Nonetheless, she gave them parmigiana di melanzane and beds for the night, for it was late and Christ commands his followers to feed the hungry and shelter the homeless.  Placida talked with them late into the night, fueled by coffee and grappa, about the nature of God and humans' duty to Him and what happened when people went against His plan and about the nature of family.  Admittedly, only she and Sir Casper Singh talked about it in these words exactly; his companions preferred instead to talk of the Tree of Life spilling out the spark of life or the mathematical procession of Information from the center of a hypersphere.  They worked out how to talk, anyway, and share ideas and debate them, too.

When the three were walking out of Placida's door to continue their journeys, they asked the retiring young woman if she wanted to come with them.  She chuckled ruefully, and told them that she was too busy with housework.  She would pray for the, she said, stumblingly attempting to translate the sentiment into five-dimensional mathematics and folk superstition.  That latter seemed to impress the one it was intended to merely respect, but it was Sir Gaspar whose gaze lingered on her, brow all furrowed with unasked questions.

Her elbows were resting on her bed, her hands clasped that night, when it seemed the Lord himself had sent a rather forceful angel to answer her prayers.  It turned out to be Uncle Niccolo, for whom she had just been praying.  "For my health, you say?" he chuckled with cocksure anger.  "After what you did?!"  With a single fist and no sign of strain, Niccolo lifted Placida to dangle above the floor.  Fangs slipped down from his gums, the growl deep in his throat seeming to be the very sound of their drop.

Scattered bits of incomplete prayers dribbled from Placida's lips to plop upon the floor as Niccolo drew her jugular vein toward his own thirsty lips.  No matter how chill her blood ran in her veins, how paralyzing the fear that flooded her brain scrambling the ancient holy words, Placida refused to stop praying.  She kept mumbling even as a fennel stalk erupted from Niccolo's chest.  Her feet the floor and she almost fell as her unexpecting knees took a second to lift her weight.  Niccolo, however, did fall, flat on his face, the poofy top of the fennel shaking and shedding fronds like stars dropping in the night.

Above his too-rapidly decaying body was a strange sight.  A thorny, moon-colored halo encircled a dog's head, itself atop a cherubic babe's body whose chest displayed a flaming heart.  Beneath the infantile chub of the child's waist, an oversized sprig of rue extended in all directions, twirling and curling and writhing and gripping the broken window's sill.  Several of the branches ended in odd thing, none of which were the blossom appropriate to the branch.  One flowered into a key, another into a dolphin, a snake, an owl, a rooster.  A crescent moon tipped one branch, a medieval helmet with a waving plume another, but the one branch ending in a hand holding a wand kept Placida's attention for a long moment.  Finally the canine face simply nodded, and the hand pointed with the wand while the entity retrieved its fennel stalk from Niccolo's body.

It pointed to Placida's front door, and she fled in that direction, stumbling down the front step into the arms of Sir Gaspar.  Mumbling prayers to San Alberto il Magnifico, Placida relaxed into the American Muslim knight's embrace.  Gaspar simply nodded and urged his companions to get the fuck out of there.  Upon returning to Tirana, capitol of Albania, Sir Gaspar began Placida's training as a Celestial Chorister, and specifically as a Knight of Hazrat Jurjays and al-Tinnin (St. George and the Dragon).

Only about a dozen and a half Knights had survived the Week of Nightmares in July 1999.  Gaspar had been one of them; though the Knights were Catholic in the majority, he had another Muslim or two to band together with and found the Tirana Adytum.  They brought Catholics over to help train Placida, of course.  They weren't in the conversion business, but the vampire-staking business.  And they ensured that it was a Catholic to whom she was squired, a Catholic who brought her on her first Crusade, who helped her kill ~ really kill ~ her first vampire.

It was one of the Disciples of Anubis, a Gangrel who made his home outside of Cairo.  "This is not glory, is not holy," Placida said, the vampire's dusty blood clotting on her shoulder.  "This is purest wrath and unholy murder."  She looked around to see no response from her hard-breathing comrades.  "I am no knight, a forever squire.  I join the Anchorites, here in the desert which first spawned them."

Placida spent 3 years in the Egyptian desert, relying only on her faith and her magick to survive.  She sent an email to Sir Gaspar from a public computer in the Cairo airport before boarding a plane to the States.  It read, THANK YOU.

In addition to serving as a hub for the Silver Moon Clan, the Adytum she found in this foreign country had more than its fair share of Sons of Mithras, and they joined with the Council for the Enforcement of Scientific Ethics to host a round table conference entitled "Virtue Ethics as Paradigmatic Weapons After Defeat in the Ascension War."  There was one among the Etherites, a grey-haired Black man.  He spoke with as much force and abandon as his fellows, but used fewer words and spoke slower.  In this economy of quiet words, he recast every virtue argued for thus far as a variant of the virtue of wonder, and described this central virtue as the only one aimed at the weak chink in not just the Technocracy's armor, but the world's own calcification.

When he had nowhere else to look, his eyes rested on her.

At dinner thereafter, she approached him and he asked her what the highlight of her day had been.  "Your speech," she said and, then, without devaluing wonder, tore apart his critique with an incisiveness born of years of lonely prayer.  He responded with his name, Rodolfo, and the two drank much brandied eggnog together that night.  

They were rapidly married, and found a cottage in a cold state where they could build their domestic paradise together.  Placida's American cousin Carbone even made it to the wedding, tavelling all the way up from Boston!  By this point, Placida knew what he and so many other members of the family were.  Carbone seemed about as nice as a mafioso could be, and he has kept what little he knows about what Placida is from the anziani.  Unfortunately, the Giovanni family has enough reasons for tracking her down and making her life troublesome, even without all the rest of the supernatural stuff.  The only arguments Placida and Rodolfo got into in the not-quite-a-year before Peter also found them and they joined the former Technocrat in a new cabal was because Rodolfo didn't understand why his wife was so welcoming and warm to her bloodsucking relations.

Squire Placida Giovanni, housewife
Catechumen of the Ends of Existence, the Order of Living Beings, the Point of Origin, & the Joy of Diversity
Praecept Knight: Sir Gaspar Singh  /  Avatar:  Cristo Bambino
Tradition:  Celestial Chorus  /  Faction: Anchorite & Silver Moon Clanmember with influence from the Knights of St. George & the Dragon
Essence: Pattern / Arete ❇❇▢▢ / Nature/Demeanor:  Benefactor/Traditionalist
Paradigm: All power comes from God, whose Creation is innately divine and alive, so have faith ~ it's all good.
All things are one thing, a living entity, the child of an omnibenevolent God, and thus Creation is ultimately benevolent.  And all things within Creation (all the cells of that child's body) share in that essential nature, even those things which seem less than perfectly benevolent; everything, perhaps, has the potential of magick, but most beings never realize it.  Gods and monsters exist, sure, as do pain, horror, and death; that’s cool, though, because in the end good things come from all the suffering.  Death sustains life, life gives way to death, and the whole thing is a cycle that perpetrates itself in an ultimately beneficial way.  We suffer because we believe we’ll suffer; if and when we adjust our attitude, the world spills out its blessings upon us.  The Arts are no different, and flow not from personal achievement or intent but from faith, unity, and harmony with the Divine Will.   “Awakening” is a lie.  In reality, a mage’s power comes from God or His Adversary. A mage is merely the human conduit for Divine or infernal essence.  All mages are thus pieces in a game of cosmic forces – favored pieces, to be sure, but still vessels of their patron’s will.  A mage, then, must remain reverent of her maker, grateful for her powers, and open to the call of That Whom She Serves.  It’s the power of God that flows through the mage, freed by her refusal to be bound by common expectations that lack hope; that human vessel can strengthen or weaken her devotion and belief, but the ebb and flow of power are beyond her.  Magick flows from an understanding of that cycle of life and death, of ebb and flow, and one's place in it as an agent of change.  The energy of that power is essentially a positive force, and a positive attitude can literally do wonders with it.
Practices: Bardism, faith, witchcraft
Through faith, all things are possible.  Drawn from the Latin word fides – “loyalty, trust, belief” – faith provides comfort and power for those who believe.  Faith, you see, provides the believer with stability and purpose.  This is the fertile soil in which a nature-oriented, practical craft can take root; scholastic abstractions may be nice, but are unnecessary.  And although magick is often seen as an egotistical practice, faith ideally removes the ego in favor of that greater Source that sang the world into being.  The faithful mage sings “THY Will be done,” then acts as an expression of that Divine Will that sings through every element of Creation, altering reality through the influence of music.  For a mage of faith, the actions she takes and the Arts she pursues all represent the ideals of her higher power.  A faithful magus follows the tenets of her creed, maintains contact with her source through prayer, reveres the natural world, and acts – as often as possible – as an emissary of her creed’s ideals.  “Keeping the faith” means pursuing virtues that supposedly please the higher power.  The key is connection – connection to God, to the lyrics, the tune, the melody, between intention and execution, flesh and instrument, will and effect, passion and performance.  A true bard channels God's intentions through vibrations that include sound and yet transcend mere sound, channeling His Will through harmony with light and shadow, death and life.  Such a bard understands how to weave poetry, music, passion, the audience’s attention, and the divinity that courses through all things.  She does not use an instrument; she becomes the instrument, and so her music is an inextricable part of who she is.  A folk-oriented low magick practiced by common people who need discernible results ~ healing, fertility, divination, luck or misfortune, prosperity, clarity, physical prowess, and intercessions between the people and God that are far more intimate than what can be found at the local church ~ speaks to people on an elemental level and empowers the hymns she sings to rouse Spirits, enrich or diminish Life, alter Entropic flow and flaws, and guide the flow of Primal energy.   
Instruments: Blessings & curses, blood & fluids, food & drink (many unique: Spirit), household tools, prayers, sacred iconography, voice & vocalizations (singing, personal: Entropy)
Like many Choristers, if not most of them, Placida does much of her magick by singing.  Everything she does as she goes about the daily chores of the housewife, cleaning and cooking and such, she does with a hum or a song under her breath.  Her voice is as gentle, ethereal, and warm as the rest of her is.  It is the tune and the melody, the light pleasance of the music, that carries her prayerful magicks, much moreso than the words themselves.  Non-linguistic music and nonsensical syllables evoke sublime states of mind because they seem significant even though they defy discernible language ~ this, then, is the language of the God of Nature and, thus, it shapes luck.  Peter and Rodolfo have often made comments about the vibration of the strings underpinning the laws of physics, but Placida usually shakes her head at this babbling and says, "If that is what you would call the Father, who am I to argue?"  Superstitions, folk traditions, and "the things we've always done" make up a large portion of Placida's magick, having been handed down from ages untold by the increasingly batty grandmothers of her grandmothers of her grandmothers of her . . . .  She'll hammer six silver dollars into place around her and Rodolfo's property to keep the cops away, for example, or brew a special floor wash to cleanse tainted Resonance.  She was known as the best housekeeper in the entire region even before she Awakened; that has only become more true.  And what a cook she is, as well!  Symbolic meals packed with metaphysical energy and intimate connection, the concrete expression of her spells.  The recipes are just as ancient as her rituals, carefully tweaked and invested with personal emotion for centuries, becoming bespoke (and unique) foods offered to the spiriti and spectri and many other beings besides that can inhabit a place.  Of course, since all those generations were Giovanni, the ingredients aren't always those found on the Food Network.  Sweat, tears, blood, semen, saliva, pus, urine, bile, marrow, sap… through such fluids flow the essence of life, Placida's and others. Sure, they seem disgusting to most folks, but those are the Old Ways of her family, and the least of their less savory practices, moreover.  Placida does make sure to inscribe her foods with or shape them into or just use her hand to form Catholic symbolism (the chi-rho, the sign of the cross, the hand of the fig, etc.) above every dish she makes in her kitchen adorned with the saints and the angels and a crucifix on every wall (and really good afternoon lighting and lush flowering herbs bursting out of pots on the windowsill) in order to align these traditions with the Will of God.  The recipes themselves are cooked thus, transformed from their unappetizing base forms into something delectably sacred.  And always the prayers, constant prayers with a new one for every minor act.  One prayer for the opening of the bathroom door, another for the raising of the toilet lid, a third for sitting upon it followed by one for the act and more prayers for the flushing and the closing of the lid.  Often they are sung, much of the time just muttered softly to herself and Jesus.  It is a rare and scary time when the witch becomes the hag, and Placida channels the unbearable force of All-That-Is to curse or to bless.  She often touches those she blesses, the serene love of the Almighty warming her palm and fingers while she does so.  She only curses in grave situations wherein evil actions must be ended and the cursed ones be brought to repentance.

Strength   /  Charisma ❇❇❇ Welcoming  /  Intelligence ❇❇
Dexterity   /  Manipulation   /  Perception ❇❇❇❇ Intuitive
Stamina   /  Appearance ❇❇❇ Ethereal  /  Wits ❇❇
Willpower ❇❇❇❇❇

Alertness    /  Crafts ❇ Tailoring  /  Academics ❇ Folklore
Art ❇❇❇ Singing   /  Drive  /  Computer 
Athletics   /  Etiquette ❇  /  Cosmology 
Awareness ❇❇   /  Firearms   /  Enigmas 
Brawl   /  Martial Arts   /  Esoterica ❇❇ Italian folk Catholicism
Empathy ❇❇❇   /  Meditation ❇❇  /  Investigation
Expression    /  Melee  /  Law
Intimidation   /  Research    /  Medicine 
Leadership   /  Stealth   /  Occult 
Streetwise   /  Survival   /  Politics
Subterfuge   /  Technology    /  Science 
Cooking ❇❇❇   /  High Ritual    /  Lore ❇ Vampires
Theology ❇❇

Quintessence ▢▢▢ / ▢▢▢Paradox
Resonance:  Cozy ❇  /  Synergy:  Static ~ Traditional ❇
The Ends of Existence (Entropy) 
Some would call it luck or fate, but the end or consummation of all things is a matter of divine destiny and providence.  Some believe that all of reality follows a master script that the One foresaw and constructed long ago.  However, one seeress of the Silver Moon Clan is said to have asked the One’s angel what her cabal should do, only to have the angel respond “surprise me.”  Therefore, she inferred that destiny and fortune are not prescribed scripts, but improvisational theaters wherein the One works with created beings to bless the world.  Placida leverages the traditional work of her sudario-crossing family in a distinctly idiosyncratic use of the Entropy sphere among the Chorus.  Hers is the way of homespun necromantic theurgy, the lares and the penates honored through millennia of Catholicization but not forgotten.  Such uses of magic are frowned upon, and in truth the Chorus’ structures do not often accommodate such methodologies very well.
The Order of Beings (Life) ❇❇
Placida believes that God loves and cares for all living beings, longing for them to reach a blissful perfection.  Base Life can be altered through the laying on of hands, the application of holy scriptures and phylacteries, the use of potent scriptural words, or most powerfully through a really good meal.
The Point of Origin (Prime) ❇❇
From God come all things, and so the worshiper of God dedicates themself to understanding the universal Quintessence that is the root and substance of all things.  Like God, it pervades all of reality, and knowledge of it informs the study of every other Sphere.  By creating a harmony in voice or in home, Placida can bring several people all in tune with one loving, centered whole and put them in touch with Creation.  Different songs, tempos and sounds associate with different sorts of Prime Resonance.  Touch is also an important focus of Prime.  By sharing love, compassion or strength, Placida shares the energy of Divinity that suffuses her.  For broader applications, the sprinkling of holy substances (be it water, smoke, wafer crumbs or some other sacramental item) allows the spreading of grace across an area.
The Joy of Diversity (Spirit) ❇❇
The key to the Sphere of Spirit lies in the common origin that all things have in God.  This common origin gives those mages who, like Placida, see their kinship with all of reality ~ even those things that are hidden ~ an incredible degree of understanding and power over the creatures of the spirit worlds.  To speak with these beings, Placida relies on everything from simple prayers for intercession (often with an appropriate saint to back up the request) to elaborate systems of gematria and angelic language.

Arcane 
Avatar ❇
Library ❇❇
Resources ❇❇❇

Cast No Reflection (1 pt. Flaw)
Family Issues (the Giovanni family ~ just, ugh; 2 pt. Flaw)
Language: English (1 pt. Merit)
Lifesaver (3 pt. Flaw)
Soft-Hearted (1 pt. Flaw)
Supernatural Companion (Carbone Giovanni, vampiric Bostonian made man; 3 pt. Merit)

Wednesday, December 23, 2020

Christmas, part 2: Dr. Rodolfo René, working member of the Workshop of the Manger Beneath the Tree of Knowledge, LLC (Mage: the Ascension)

The Christmas cabal continues now, with the resident toymaker!  My patrons, of course, are my wondermakers (or at least my Pieter Lyndon Kurois).  Keeper, Jaina Bee, Ferny, Casey, Dave, and Darius are how I can keep doing this.  To give me a lovely Christmas present, become my patron for however much you can give.  Trust me, you may not think a dollar a month is much (only $12 a year) but it means a lot to me!


Doctor René Awakened late in life.  Not even a scientist or professor, he'd spent an entire adulthood managing a junkyard tucked away in an obscure part of the city.  Endlessly sifting through the forgotten waste of the city, he did what he could to feed the homeless around them and to get food and odd jobs to them.  Life was quiet and small, cozy if not rich, and the TV always had good reception, thanks to the ready supply of parts to jury-rig onto it.  


It wasn't obvious the moment everything changed for Rodolfo, because Emmanuelle (no last names, 'kay?) is very good at seeming like something other than what she is.  Appearing as just a scrappy young child, this prodigy travels the world striking the fear of Science in the hearts of Nephandi wherever they rust the machinery of society.  Talks like that, too, only it's cuter when she does it, cuz she's ten.  She's still ten, thanks to her very own barriene/rackhame treatment.

Emmanuelle's quixotic wanderings had washed her ashore in the economically depressed neighborhood where Rudolfo's junkyard collected the things no one wanted.  Well, no one but Emmanuelle who needed supplies for her latest Oblivion-opposing device.  She made frequent use of junkyards, which could always be relied upon to possess enough potentiality to allow for any number of inventions.  Nosy proprietors occasionally followed her through the heaps of stuff, concerned for her safety or with unpleasant plans for the young homeless girl with no ties.  They always kept up a steady stream of irritating blather when she was trying to concentrate (and get away from Sleepers).

The old Black man at this junkyard didn't, however.  Sure, Rodolfo talked with her, but he chose his moments well, let her lead the conversation for the most part, and his questions were sincerely interested.  He impressed her, and even made a suggestion or two that proved helpful.  When Emmanuelle left to track her quarry, she left behind her copy of Kitab al-Alacir and a tiny wonder of a cellphone that could contact her, regardless of her place in space, time, or other etheric and noetic dimensions.

A year passed without word, leading Emmanuelle to write it off as yet another casualty of the Avatar Storm, another mage who could've been but was denied access to those etheric and noetic dimensions beyond the normal by the disturbance extending into those dimensions.  But then a text came through on her special cellphone: I SHOULDA CALLED HALF A DOZEN MONTHS AGO BUT CHARLIE SAID NOT TO; THIS IS A GOOD BOOK.  She rushed back to Rodolfo's junkyard, where he had built himself a veritable paradise of junk engineering like something out of a Disney movie or park.  He had a cup of hot chocolate waiting, just finishing the automated pour as Emmanuelle arrived.

The Nephandi-hunter spent a week there, chatting and asking questions about both his reasons for the occupation and life he'd chosen and testing the boundaries of logic in the usual Etherite way.  It wasn't hard to get the romantic old man to admit that logic was a narrow and limited plank above a vast sea of potentiality, that Science had more to do with the heart than the mind.  Emmanuelle, seemingly a sixth of his age, accepted him as her student eagerly.

In truth, Rodolfo proved a rather frustrating student, less out of a rebelliousness or obtuseness, but more because his Avatar urged slowness while talking to him in startles and surprises.  He never did really understand when Emmanuelle explained that she wasn't mad at him, but at the deeper him.  Nonetheless, his training proceeded apace, with Emmanuelle in constant pedagogical pride and enjoyment as Rodolfo built toy after toy after toy, throwing out whimsical theories almost without effort or notice.

While Emmanuelle and most other Etherites tended to emphasize the Science! in the phrase "the wonder of Science!", Rodolfo instead found greater depths in the other noun.  Wonder was what he sought to experience himself and to spread to the world, his goal both as a feeling and as a virtue.  In fact, that was the argument he was making at a roundtable organized by the Celestial Chorus's Sons of Mithras and the Etherites' very own Council for the Enforcement of Scientific Ethics.  Entitled "Virtue Ethics as Paradigmatic Weapons After Defeat in the Ascension War", it was where Rodolfo met his future wife.

Pale and wan, thin and ethereal, she lurked on the edges of the gathering, seemingly content to to listen to the louder mages debate whether compassion was still useful in this post-bellum age, or if mages should be striving to embody solidarity instead.  Her eyes in their motion revealed that she had thoughts about the Council's strategic goals going forward and how virtues might be employed to further them, but her voice remained still and silent.  At dinner afterwards, he asked her her thoughts, and learned that his defense of wonder was the highlight of her day, the one thing anyone said that she thought had any value.

Placida was her name, she mentioned in her Italian accent as a quick aside before utterly devastating his entire argument with her critique.

Rodolfo laughed, and ordered another brandied eggnog for the two of them.  For the rest of the night, they interspersed free and relaxed laughter with increasingly intimate ethical debate.  

They were married within a week of their respective graduations into full mages in their own right.  Barely nine months into their domestic life together, the roar of a fancy engine and the crunching of gravel brought Peter Lyndon Kuroi to their door.  The former Syndicate apprentice had an idea for a Venture he wanted to talk about with Doctor René.

Peter offered to fun Rodolfo's experiments and work, if he pursued them with a goal he thought might be amenable to the older man.  He suspected that the Ascension War wasn't as finished as everyone thought, and the stories of that roundtable that had come to him as he was nestled among the Chakravanti told him that Rodolfo might just agree.  The toymaker did, and in that moment the Workshop of the Manger Beneath the Tree of Knowledge, LLC, was born.

Peter would find leverage points in his hypereconomic models, moments when an individual's Desires and their fulfillment would have the greatest effects on the system as a whole, and then work with Rodolfo to plan a device embodying that fulfillment.  Once the device was built, Peter would send it through his delivery channels as a corporate heir to get it to the people who needed it.  By working on these sort of weak points in the Primal Utility Field, the two would work together to increase investment and wonder in the world, re-enchanting everything in the eyes of the Sleepers and bringing the power of magic exploding back into the Bottom Line.

Doctor Rodolfo René, toymaker & paterfamilias
Researcher of Etheric Chemistry and Engineering & Noetic Science, Apprentice of Etheric and Memetic Dimensions
Tutor: Emmanuelle the Forever Genius of Childhood  /  Avatar:  A Charlie-in-the-box
Tradition:  Society of Ether  /  Faction: Utopian
Essence: Primordial / Arete ❇❇❇ / Nature/Demeanor:  Architect/Caregiver
Paradigm: Tech holds all the answers, since all the world's a stage when everything's a prison
A prison is just a stage, in which the captive audience are also the performers.  More than that, a sense of joy and wonder is vital to a prisoner, for the wardens of the jail stupefy their inmates with boredom, deprivation, and grayness to make them easier to control, to kill the curious heart that is the beating heart of freedom.  Pixee Gost says that the Hermetics of her House call the keyholder of our prison universe "Grayface"; Rodolfo might not know about all that, but it certainly does seem clear that some forces in both society and the cosmos ~ probably aligned ~ have declared themselves the enemies of wonder and the allies of rulership.  Problem is, these archontes tou kosmou have their hands in every mechanism of the world, so a raw, improvisational rebelliousness is required to resist their efforts to dull our souls.  Humor helps, too, of course, with the efforts to turn the wardens' tools against them, to reclaim the control they seek to steal.  But turning the prison into a stage ~ even this sheer act of revolution ~ can be turned to Grayface's benefit.  Entertainment is a powerful tool to convince the inmates to accept their lot, after all.  No, all these efforts must be aimed at communal escape.  Technology, here, holds the answer when approached with that same raw, improvisational rebelliousness.  The Enlightened inmate first hones their skills providing low-budget special effects to the shows that keep the inmates free, and then turns those skills to the quest for the walls' tumbling down.  More importantly, by revealing the mechanism of the special effects, they inspire others to join in the quest, sparking ever more numerous ideas, until one day, the wardens shall be no more.
Practices: Craftwork, hypertech
Long used to tinkering away in the humble home he nestled among the heaps of garbage, Rodolfo works his Arts by marrying fancy, complex practices with humble methods (and often even humbler materials.)  Like most Etherites, he develops theories (drawing them from wide-eyed heart to poetic brain, not the other way around) and makes endless blueprints of devices to take advantage of or enact those theories.  He then cobbles those devices together, re-purposing discarded scraps of mundane devices to form the hand-made (moreso even than most Etherites) basic components of a new and liberatory device rising from the rubbish of the prison bars like a phoenix from the flames.  Or Jesus Christ Himself, as Rodolfo's wife Placida keeps reminding him.
Instruments: Artwork, devices and machines, gadgets and inventions (personal for Mind, unique for Spirit), labs and gear, mass media, music, toys (personal for Mind)
As has been stated repeatedly, Rodolfo primarily performs magick by means of toys that he's designed and built himself.  He often ends up playing with the toys himself, too, if we're being honest.  Of course, the distinction between toys and tools can be quite academic at times, leading to any number of devices, machines, or just plain gear proving useful vehicles for his Will.  Though he enjoys his personal workshop in the junkyard he used to (and still does, technically) run, he has been known to settle into any junkyard in his path to tinker and cobble together these mechanisms and electronics.  Of course, as any child could tell you, a toy isn't merely the sum or action of its parts.  Joy can be sparked by plain, silent, blocky shapes without color or decoration that nonetheless do cool things, but it is so much more powerful and delicious when spiced with delightful artwork in a mess of primary colors and catchy tunes in a minor key.  To this end, Rodolfo has studied and mastered the uses of these two spices to maximize the might of his magick, and even occasionally been able to muster them in isolation to work certain effects: eliciting emotion, suggesting thought patterns, and depicting extra-normal entities and locations.  Even before Peter approached Rodolfo, he had developed a significant following on YouTube, TikTok, BoardGameGeek, and other such websites as he shared video of his toys, blogged his thoughts about design for play, and even occasionally shared a blueprint or two.  Now, with an entire marketing department behind him, this instrument has been supercharged.  His posts are getting promoted, the network of social media influencers are viralizing his posts, and there are TV, radio, Internet, and print advertisements for the Workshop of the Manger Beneath the Tree of Knowledge's products.  Peter has even floated the possibility of a product tie-in Netflix show!  Bass is still alive; maybe Placida could help with Rankin?

Strength   /  Charisma ❇❇  /  Intelligence ❇❇❇❇❇ Creative
Dexterity   /  Manipulation ❇❇  /  Perception ❇❇
Stamina   /  Appearance   /  Wits ❇❇❇
Willpower ❇❇❇❇❇

Alertness    /  Crafts ❇❇ Toys  /  Academics 
Art ❇❇❇ Pleasing Children   /  Drive  /  Computer ❇❇
Athletics   /  Etiquette  /  Cosmology 
Awareness ❇❇   /  Firearms   /  Enigmas
Brawl   /  Martial Arts   /  Esoterica
Empathy ❇❇❇   /  Meditation   /  Investigation
Expression ❇❇   /  Melee  /  Law
Intimidation   /  Research    /  Medicine
Leadership   /  Stealth   /  Occult
Streetwise ❇  /  Survival   /  Politics
Subterfuge   /  Technology ❇❇❇   /  Science ❇❇❇ Engineering
Blatancy    /  Hypertech ❇   /  Jury-Rigging 

Quintessence ▢▢▢ / ▢▢▢Paradox
Resonance:  Excited ❇  /  Synergy:  Entropic ~ Forgotten ❇
Etheric Chemistry & Engineering (Matter) ❇❇ 
Etheric chemistry & engineering are a means to an end for Rodolfo, used to create wonderful devices or improve normal ones to demonstrate the incredible possibility of the world. The traditional tools of chemistry and engineering perform beautifully in his hands. Although he can use strange chemicals and advanced forges, he prefers to use this Sphere through relatively innocuous tools, the gentle wisdom of age guiding normal lathes, saws and screwdrivers to perform with superior precision in an Etherite’s hands. A junkyard is all he needs to work wonders. An added benefit: no one ever notices the dirty pots, hot Bunsen burners, beakers, grease, and general detritus left in his wake.
Noetic Science (Mind) ❇❇❇
Psychology, sociology and psychic research all contribute to the Etherite understanding of the mind, but so do art, metaphysics and political theory.  Reichian psychology, existentialist philosophy, and quantum psychic theory all have something to tell Rodolfo about thaumatopoiesis ("creation of a sense of wonder", the central function in Rodolfo's pet theory of Mind) and this guides his design philosophy.  Of course, sometimes simple carnivalesque hypnotic effects are useful, such as spinning wheels painted with spirals.
Etheric & Memetic Dimensions (Spirit) ❇❇
There is little more useful in thaumatopoiesis than the idea of going to a new and unknown place. Despite the power the promise of travel among the stars or magical lands gripped in an eternal winter at the back of the closet has, however, Rodolfo is intrigued by the effect that large number of conscious, independent observers has on the quantum waveform underlying reality, increasing its intensity and loosening the restrictions imposed by a regularly rhythmic frequency. With enough observers, the waveform can only be modeled in far more dimensions than the archontic four. In those models, memetic dimensions spring from humanity’s massed psychic capabilities. Two types of dimensions appear to arise from the math, sidereal space and the entropic dimensions Rodolfo generally leaves to his wife. The psychic remnants of the dead seem to react well to her prayers and hymns; perhaps it has something to do with the vibration of space and its strings. Rodolfo is far more interested, anyway, in sidereal aliens, the psychic manifestations of living consciousnesses. He studies them to gain insight into minds of Sleepers.

Avatar ❇
Backup ❇❇❇ Subordinates, lab techs, and laborers employed by the Workshop of the Mange Beneath the Tree of Knowledge, LLC
Familiar ❇❇ Moonracer (robot cobbled together from broken toys in the shape of a crowned, winged lion)
Resources ❇

Absent-Minded (3 pt. Flaw)
Impediment: reduced vision (1 pt. Flaw)
Uncanny (2 pt. Flaw)
Whimsy (1 pt. Flaw)

Tuesday, December 22, 2020

Christmas, Part 1: Pieter Lyndon Kuroi, instigating member of the Workshop of the Manger Beneath the Tree of Knowledge, LLC (Mage: the Ascension 20th anniversary edition)

As always, all of my gratitude goes to my intrepid Patreons.  Thank you so very much, Keeper, Jaina Bee, Ferny, Casey, Dave, and Darius.  If you're reading this and wanna give me a swell Christmas present, please consider becoming my patron for a dollar a month, or even more!  It will go a long way to supporting my D&D writing and streaming.


In years past, I've written up Christmas in a couple different game systems ~ Santa Claus as a memeweapon against pseudo-Catholic fascism in the moons of Jupiter in Eclipse Phase and a superhero team known as the Flurry in Mutants & Masterminds.  This year, I bring you a Mage: the Ascension cabal inspired by, but not limited to, Christmas!  I'll be posting it in a tight series of posts, one after the other each day.


Pieter Lyndon Kuroi was born into privilege.  His father a wealthy and powerful Japanese businessman and his mother had deep and old roots in the United States political overclass.  The Kennedys consider him a distant cousin, but a recognizable cousin nonetheless.  This privilege opened the doors of Yale to him, and those doors then opened the doors of the Yale School of Management after he graduated.


More important than either of those sets of doors, however, turned out to be the doors in between them.  In his senior year of his undergrad, Pieter was tapped to join the Skull and Bones secret society.  He turned out to be rather a perfect Skullsman, buried in a web of connections that shaped the economy of more than one nation, schmoozing and negotiating and wheeling and dealing and drinking.  Lots of drinking, and also drugs, and business decisions lubricated by their influence.  And always the imagery of death spicing the parties.

That spice became nourishing, the garnish traking the place of the main dish, when a heady cocktail of dozens of drugs, half of which lacked street names and a couple of which lacked any sort of name, pulled the luridly woven rug of reality out from Poeter's feet near the end of his second gradschool term.  The divisions ~ no, the distinctions ~ between other people and himself faded into the background.  Abstract math overflowed from a brain that had lost track of the physical world before settling into a web of desires met and unmet, stated and unstated, all negotiating themselves in a web, the nexuses of which were called "people".  The silver diaphany of the threads began to bulge as urge and want and joyous hunger moved within, causing Pieter to sweep his eyes down their length to one side.  Pumping a pounding beat that sounded suspiciously like the song that had been playing as Pieter OD'd, the Karmic Engine there pushed desire through the hoses and pipes the web had now become.  Black smoke seeped from the engine's exhaust, making Pieter cough.  

This polluting soot gathered and formed into the shape of a woman, indistinct and gaseous at first but becoming more solid and real as Pieter watched.  She was beautiful and Japanese and wore the skirt and jacket of the most expensive sort of business suit, though she wore only these and Pieter could see much that was usually hidden by such things as a blouse. She reached out a hand; he took it.  She spoke in his father's tongue, though with a wealthy Bostonian accent, and asked if he wanted to go inside again.  Pieter could feel his brow, which was caught in a state between ectoplasm and orgone, furrowing in confusion before she clarified with an elegant motion of her hand.  She meant the Karmic Engine.

Pieter approached it with the strange non-motion of a dream.  He looked across its automotive bulk to the silvery web, noticing something he hadn't before.  Scattered here and there throughout the web of silvery hoses, holes had worn themselves into the expanse.  Those that appeared at the nexuses, under which dangled the bodies of people he recognized, were the worst holes of all, but from every one of these tears streamed Desire, Want, Lust, Hunger, Need.  Liquid Technicolor, they settled in the sky above as the blurry image of the Skull and Bones party he dimly realized he was still at.  The image's blur lessened as he watched.  Observing the process, Pieter began to notice patterns of color and shape and number and movement.  His mind raced, correlating these patterns with the parts of the image they made clearer, unlocking the secret desires of his friends and other partygoers.

An urgency filled his breast, so he looked back at the Engine and found an intake.  Interposing his hand, he blocked the flow of fuel in, redirecting that Desire into the sky to hasten the sharpening of the real world. The Engine, trying to run without fuel, exploded and the sudden burst of light revealed a horrid form to replace the beautiful and graceful one of the woman who had asked him whether he wanted to stay or go.  That sentiment was echoed in the sound of an old song playing over the Skull and Bones's speakers. She was now a rotting form of flesh with maggots and foul creatures running over her ravaged body.

Pieter's first breath as the hunky Yale School of Medicine student brought him back to life was for this reason a scream.  Waving off further medical help and especially an ambulance, he sat up and looked in the eyes of the muscular man who'd saved him.  For a moment, it seemed like tubes and hoses extended from the man's head, and colors streamed from a tear above it.  He spoke the colors, his body shaping its posture to fit, and miraculously the man offered to pay his hospital bills.  "I don't want to go to the hospital, though," Pieter said.

"I'll give you the money anyway," the med student replied, a gleeful glint in his eye meeting a confused muddle in Pieter's.

Not long thereafter, an Ivy League Headhunter for the Syndicate found the newly Awakened MBA student.  Promising a clear, logical, and scientific explanation for the strange things happening around Pieter, the man began a series of interviews dressed up as morning-after coffeeshop soberings.  After a couple of months, Pieter was a Provider being groomed by Syndicate bosses while maintaining his collegiate life.  Both his real life partying and the half-hearted show of schoolwork that enabled the parties.  The combination of a seemingly psychicly perfect knowledge of other's desires and a mastery of the whims of luck gave the cruel man more than one opportunity to turn the massive amounts of money flowing through him to settle a score or two.  He was soon promoted to the head division, and the Syndicate-NWO amalgam pushing its weight on the Ivy League as a lever to affect the Consensus began to teach him hypereconomics and other Enlightened Sciences.

Everything went well for the rest of the year.  Pieter had finally found a subject of study as exciting as partying, and he delved into it.  On the anniversary of his Epiphany, however, a cabal of Tradition mages found Pieter at one of the constant parties he graced with his presence, clued in by allies within the Ivy League Greek system.  A Cultist of Ecstasy among their number approached the nascent Syndicate member on his level.  Talk of drugs became trying new (magickal) drugs became philosophical talking.  The Cultist used these moments both to milk Pieter for information about his amalgam, but also to offer him bits of the Klubwerks way.

It mostly worked.  One of the Tradition mages of the cabal, a Lhaksmist member of the Pomegranate Deme by the name of Rupert Knight, struck from the shadows at the mage who was mentoring Pieter.  After all, all Euthantoi receive some combat and assassination training.  This one had perhaps not received enough.  Pieter was given the old Arnie line ~ "Come with me, if you want to live!" ~ and his defection from the Technocracy in the midst of his training was a fait accompli.

Pieter began studying with the Ecstatic mage who'd first approached him.  As is common enough, Diksham (the mentor/student relationship) led to sexual connection, burning his new lessons into Pieter's mind with the luminescent force of every orgasm.  Intimacy and trust are fertile soil for love, especially in the cycle of fear, opening, focusing, and attuning that is Ecstatic education, and Pieter felt the pangs of that hideous joy for the first time in his life.  It was, as Beltznickle confessed, his first time, too.

One of the key lessons of this new stage of Pieter's education was how to approach and hear his Avatar.  The Technocracy had buried it under managerial psychological doublespeak, reducing the splendid image of a porn-fantasy Izanami to a daily journaling practice.  Now Beltznickle taught him ways to get back to that place, that complicated web of hoses through which the Karmic Engine pumped Desire, how to talk with her.  Every time, the conversation ended with an explosion of light and the revelation of his Avatar's dual form.

Beltznickle's explanations about the use of mental and symbolic shock in Tantra were unsatisfying.  This had to be more than just a jump scare, surely.  It was Rupert who pointed Pieter in the direction of answers, speaking of Diksha as a literal death and rebirth, Pieter's overdose bringing him both momentary death and eyes opened to the true nature of Reality.  

Beltznickle's heart broke when Pieter followed those answers.  To be fair, he had shit timing.  He and Beltznickle were only days Stateside after visiting the K'an Lu in China when Pieter unceremoniously killed his heart into the Euthanatos.  Broke the cabal, too, which doesn't exist anymore.  Pieter's third and final apprenticeship was short (by Thanatoic standards, anyway,) as he built upon his earlier studies to understand the Niyama and the Entropic Arts.  He spent some years acting the very stereotype of the Thanatoic action hero, sliding over the hood of his expensive car at every opportunity.

Still young, the muscular mage has grown quiet over time.  His favorite pose is to lean against that pricey car, arms crossed and smugly smiling.  Colder and crueler than many of his fellows would prefer, with that edge of jockish mockery still sharpening his personality, Pieter has started to make more political moves within the Traditions, trying to advance his position.  Rumors that Pieter is touched by Jhor notwithstanding, his newest plan is born of a hope he doesn't show the world.  Everyone says the Technocracy won the Ascension War, that it's over and done, but Pieter sees his own position as putting the lie to that.  If he can find the truth of the Traditional path, then why can't the world itself.

He only needed to find a face, someone more likable than he who could be the enactor of the plan.  Someone who inspired the wonder Pieter felt in other people.  And, of course, that Syndicate foundation to Pieter's thinking insisted that it be someone whose need would allow Pieter to control them with his vast oceans of money.  The Afro-Caribbean Etherite Doctor Rodolfo René seemed perfect for the job.

Pieter Lyndon Kuroi, wealthy former frat boy & almost Technocrat
Manager of the Karmic Cycle, Shravaka of Primal Utility & the Illusion of Fixed Time, Provider of Manas
Acarya:  Henry C. C. Livingston (Syndicate), Beltznickle (Sahajiya), Rupert Knight (Euthanatos) /  Muse:  Izanami as a sexy businesswoman
Tradition:  Cult of Ecstasy/Euthanatos syncretist with Syndicate influences  /  Faction: Joybringers (philosophically), K'an Lu (philosophically), Lhaksmists, and the Financiers (might-have-been)
Eidolon: Dynamic / Enlightenment ❇❇ / Nature/Demeanor:  Tycoon/Bon Vivant
Paradigm: Might makes right in this divine order that creates an illusion that you only think makes sense of this earthly chaos
The world is governed by interpersonal, cosmic processes by which karma moves Desire through an interconnected world, and these processes can be understood and mapped with the peoper mathematics. Desire is the seed of ideation, as it brings with it daydreams of the future and plans to achieve the object of one's Desires; these ideas originate not from the system as a whole but from individual nodes therein. As such, they do not intermesh smoothly, but battle to become real in a chaotic marketplace of ideas. Desire moves people, then, to impose meaning upon this teeming mass of incomprehensibility and then to infuse this meaning with belief and Will.  This is what transmutes the potential into the actual, which is to say the false into the real.  The superior person sees through this con game and recognizes that it is fueled by Desire, that the meaningless and incoherent illusion is what drives all the dynamics of the system.  It's an amateurishly designed feedback loop, easily hacked if you blow open the doors of inhibition and fear.  Anyone who doesn't realize this is essentially volunteering as pawns and servants of those who do.  Truth is just a way to manipulate Desire, and morality is for weaker beings who see no way to force or trick their ideas into existence.  Time and inhibitions only block Desire, and are shed by the elite as they enter flux states.
Pieter smoothly blends elements of and vocabulary from the three paradigms that shaped him, discussing the ways in which kundalini (the potential for siddhi, or magic) reaches out to make adjustments (coincidental magick) to the Bottom Line (reality.)  The Bottom Line isn't stable but pulses with the Lakashim, the constant ebb and flow of the Nine Passions of Karma (Joy/Wonder, Empathy/Sympathy, Lust/Ambition, Grief/Sadness, Fear, Jealousy/Envy, Hate, and Rage) which can be measured by the hypermath of Primal Utility (the union of desire and reality physics).  Primal Utility predicts moments of perfect sync between an individual's dharma and the Lakashim; these moments of ananda (bliss) are the steps on the path to Ascension.  Sadly, sometimes Chakradharma (duty to the Lakashim) requires us to default (assassinate) people who disturb the smoothness of the rhythm and causes the math to incohere.  Hopefully, the market of ideas that undergirds seemingly physical reality doesn't correct itself (Paradox).
Practices: Chaos magick, hypereconomics, reality hacking  
The sociomathematics of desire undergirds all of Pieter's magick.  Carefully calculating the interaction of want and value, karma and dharma, he can choose how unpredictable potentials manifest into reality.  In less fancy terms, he bends people and existence to his own Will by turning people's wants and needs to his own advantage.  Few ever realize that their lives are being changed by these subtle calculations.  Pieter's relentless pursuit of self-perfection in every realm marshals both social influence and economic wizardry to his service in a chaotic, high-octane magickal practice.  Thumbing his nose at traditional practices that serve only to convince the Will to accept the illusion of the world, he relies instead on his own powers of intuition, a dedication to extreme experiences, a refusal to be limited by any system, and the subversion of pop-culture symbols.  Action movies and other forms of performative masculinity are his favorite, but any vessel for Desire is up for grabs as Pieter remixes and re-contextualizes reality to serve his Will.
Instruments: Drugs and poison, eye contact, sex and sensuality, social domination, thought forms, vehicles (personal for Primal Utility, significant, unique for the Karmic Cycle), weapons
Pieter makes use of a broad and eclectically individual set of instruments to reify his Desire.  One of his favorites, his pride and joy, is his car.  A white-trimmed cherry-red 1957 Rolls Royce Silver Cloud souped-up as far as Pieter could, it's a significant personal unique instrument attuned to Primal Utility and the Karmic Cycle, but he has been known to cast all sorts of spells through it.  It's flashy and showy in all the best ways, inspiring the tiniest of microexpressions in those who see Pieter leaning against it, as but one example.  Reading these tiniest scraps of physicalized emotion gives Pieter insight into the contents of their minds.  In fact, leaning against his car is one of Pieter's favorite poses, as the cruel curve of his slight grin while does so emphasizes his place as a superior man.  He was originally trained by the Syndicate, don't forget, and so is well-practiced at establishing dominance and control in any situation.  Leveraging this control allows him to push the Karmic Cycle ahead, guide the Manas of others, and maximize the Primal Utility of every venture in which he engages.  Pieter looms over any social situation, though he often places himself as a secondary focus, as if to emphasize that he is the power behind the throne.  He also makes a habit of moving as little as possible, underscoring his hegemonic lack of a need to do things for himself; in this stillness, he has trained his eyes to be expressive beyond understanding.  Much of his magick requires merely a tiny glance to enact as he projects his Muse through his gaze to affect the world.  The Rolls Royce was also central to Pieter's brief foray into high-octane Euthanatos action, often in conjunction with his gun.  In those days, his favorite pose was sliding across the hood of the Rolls Royce, gun (or any of a wide variety of other weapons, honestly) in the air, the Karmic Cycle spinning and Manas witnessing that spin better than ever.  And then there are the drugs.  Well, drugs and poisons, really, the difference being a simple matter of dosage.  Pieter likes to have fun, and he likes to invite those around him to have fun, too.  If those people are working on some venture of his, well, a different set of drugs come out to maximize their efficiency so they can get to the fun bit.  Drugs, in all their many manifestations and effects, wipe the Manas clean so the Karmic Cycle can be perceived without reflection or interpretation (or the Illusion of Fixed Time).  He is careful which his matching of drug to effect, using the substance to call forth the divine attributes he wishes himself or his subject to possess.  If someone needs to be defaulted, that's easy enough to accomplish by the same means.  Pieter makes it a habit to ingest sublethal doses of many poisons, not to acclimate himself to their effects, but to give himself a visceral reminder that everything is dying at the same time everything is living.  It should be noted that Pieter's wealth and history often gives him access to boutique intoxicants that might count as significant instruments.  Sex and related experiences loom large in Pieter's work, leveraging a contradiction in how the mage views them.  On the one hand, sex shows the lie of separation and identity, laying bare that all the world is dharma and utility; on the other, all the world is simply the creation of value by means of one person giving another person what that person Desires and getting what they Desire in exchange.  Sex is one of the greatest Desires, and can easily be traded to others for almost any return.  Pieter often uses it to maximize the Primal Utility of his ventures, lead Manas to see what it must see, and, of course, reveal that Fixed Time is as much an Illusion as separation.  Underlying all of this is Pieter's extensive use of thought forms, as he draws upon visualization of Desire, the sigil workings of chaos magick, skillful manipulations and uses of pop-culture imagery, and the extensive library of meditative imagery he inherited from both of the Traditions which trained him.

Strength ❇❇  /  Charisma ❇❇  /  Intelligence ❇❇
Dexterity   /  Manipulation ❇❇  /  Perception 
Stamina ❇❇  /  Appearance ❇❇❇ Movie Star Looks  /  Wits ❇❇❇
Willpower ❇❇❇❇❇

Alertness    /  Crafts   /  Academics 
Art    /  Drive ❇❇  /  Computer ❇
Athletics ❇❇ Football  /  Etiquette   /  Subdimensions 
Awareness    /  Firearms ❇ Handguns  /  Enigmas 
Brawl ❇❇  /  Martial Arts   /  Esoterica 
Empathy    /  Meditation   /  Investigation
Expression    /  Melee  /  Law
Intimidation   /  Research    /  Medicine 
Leadership   /  Stealth   /  Occult 
Streetwise   /  Survival   /  Politics
Subterfuge   /  Technology    /  Science 
Carousing ❇❇❇   /  Seduction    /  Negotiation ❇❇
Style ❇❇  /  Gambling ❇  /  Networking ❇
Finance ❇❇❇  /  Media ❇  /  Power-Brokering ❇❇
Vice ❇❇

Quintessence ▢▢▢ / ▢▢▢Paradox
Resonance:  Jolly ❇  /  Synergy:  Entropic ~ Privileged ❇
Karmic Cycle (Entropy) ❇❇
Karma demands that all things break down and eventually die and return as fuel for the endlessly cycling engine of creation, captive by mortality.  Yet that dissolution paves the way for innovation.  This eternal breakdown of creation can be accelerated or restricted, can be used either to liberate people and objects from their karmic prisons or to weigh them down and cause them to return to the cycle prematurely, but it can never be cheated.  The machinery of the universe runs on, its gears crushing everything between them.
Manas (Mind) ❇
Manas is the part of divine nature that interacts with the Bottom Line, making sense of the Karmic Cycle, learning its lessons and taking them along to new births.  It is the organ that distills self from the all-encompassing, unitary flow of Desire. Without consciousness, the Muse is truly Asleep, unable to understand the obligations to which it must adhere as an emergent property of Desire.  Then, the illusion of the self is seen as the tool that it is, and the cosmic punchline is revealed.  Because the mage is a part of everyone, he has power over everyone. 
Primal Utility ❇❇
Hypereconomic theories model an energy field generated by Homo economicus: the ambitiously conscious human being who acts to further his or her self-interest.  This Ojas energy rises from human interest and activity and is the building block of the universe.  It exists in all things in varying degrees of utility and abundance.  People literally invest themselves in such ventures, and although they might not see the energy they create through such transactions, they can feel it, hence the sensations involved in feeling valued or worthless.  Pulsing, dancing, changing, and retaining power within the universe, Primal Utility flows through investing and withdrawing energetic currency through Ventures that manipulate the metaphysical economies of human value.  These concentrations of power can be found in everything.  Every object has centers of concentration.  The human body has them.  The earth has them.  The universe itself has them.  These Ventures are places of power, of untapped potential.  By accessing Creation’s credit rating by means of kundalini (the coiled serpent), the hypereconomist controls that currency, investing it where it does the most good for him.  Like Lakashim, it is tension, rhythm and pulse.  Perhaps the greatest edge granted to those who understand Primal Utility comes from the aforementioned Ventures, where where the illusion breaks down and pure possibility breaks through.  By investing in a Venture, the hypereconomist can draw Ojas from a mundane business.  Attuned to the effects of market correction and the perpetual exchange of energies conducted through human intercourse (sexual and otherwise), he can spot value – or the lack of it – in the least obvious situations, and he knows how to get the most for his investments in whatever form they might manifest.
The Illusion of Fixed Time (Time) ❇❇
Magic is a series of barriers that must be broken.  Space, properties of matter, probability: these are all variables that can be manipulated by breaking barriers.  Time, though, that is the secret to break all barriers.  Consider that, given infinite time, anything is possible.  All things are dynamic, and all things change.  This is not a property of the Karmic Cycle; this is a property of Time.  Without Time, there could be no Karmic Cycle.  Without Time, there is total stasis.  No change.  No flux.  No chance to surpass what has gone before, because nothing has gone before.  Nothing improves.  Nothing is gained or lost.  Time is, therefore, the key to the Bottom Line itself and its secrets.  Even the gods are subject to Time.  Durga defeats the Asuras through countless Kalpas; the Maruts destroy all impediments to the Final Days again and again.  This having been said, how to use Time to further one's goals?  The most obvious way to used is for divination.  Interestingly enough, Time is a very dangerous art that requires subtle use, relying on the still, perfect nature of one's Muse to provide an anchor.  

Genius ❇
Resources ❇❇❇❇❇❇

Conniver (1 pt. Flaw)
Probationary Member (Traditions) (4 pt. Flaw)
Sect Enmity (Klubwerks in the Cult of Ecstasy) (1 pt. Flaw)
(Technocracy) Sympathizer (1 pt. Flaw)